When the world first learned that Miley Cyrus is dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, many people assumed she’d settle down a bit and start pursuing a more toned-down, traditional life.
It turns out, those people don’t know squat about Miley:
Hey, sometimes on a Tuesday night you find yourself dressed like a taco drunkenly slurring into a microphone, right?
Yes, despite the fact that she’s now linked to one of the most powerful political families in America, Miley’s Instagram page is still one of the weirdest places on the Internet.
We’re sorry to see that Miley’s no longer trolling Kim Kardashian with Photoshopped butt pics, but we’re glad she’s still posting some seriously WTF photos and offering nothing in the way of an explanation.
Miley celebrated her 22nd birthday over the weekend, and from the looks of things, the party is still chugging along. Not that Ms. Cyrus needs a reason to get hammered and wrap herself in a tortilla.
Of course, it’s possible we’re jumping to conclusions here.
We don’t know for certain that Miley is drunk. We’re just basing that assumption on her eyes, her attire, and the fact that she admits she woke up with “yesterday’s face jewlz on.”
Naturally, we don’t blame the girl. Your 22nd birthday should be a wild occasion. Unfortunately, in the age of Instagram, the whole world knows just how wild of a time you had.
