Last night on True Tori Season 2 Episode 3, Dean did all he could to conquer his demons, while Tori met up with her ex-husband Charlie for reasons unknown.
So what did viewers learn from True Tori Season 2 Episode 3? Besides that Dean McDermott is a complete and utter mess and that Tori isn’t much better?
That’s pretty much it, come to think of it. But in the interest of paragraphs, let’s recap …
The tension between Tori Spelling and her cheating husband finally reached critical mass this week after someone put a baked potato in the microwave.
Seriously. This is just plain RAW television, with unrivaled, hard-hitting intensity.
“He always criticizes me in the kitchen,” Tori vents to a friend, and she also gets pissed that he rode his bike instead of spending time with the family.
But then Dean microwaves a friggin’ potato, and Tori REALLY goes off the rails.
Spelling freaks over McDermott’s perceived arrogance and attempt to show her up in the kitchen, and we feel like she might (MIGHT) be slightly overreacting.
Tori vocalizes this frustration, which Dean is incredulous about.
“I don’t remember saying, ‘Oh, well, I’ll show you you couldn’t cook your potato, so I’m gonna show you how I cook this one, in your face,’” Dean says.
“My head is going to pop off my f–king shoulders!”
Ours too, Dean. We feel you on this one, bruh.
As for Tori’s ex-husband Charlie Shanian and her being determined to reach out to him, for reasons unknown, she tried for the second time in as many weeks.
On True Tori Season 2 Episode 2, she fell ill at the last minute. This time, Tori gets physically sick again over her nerves, but does go through with it.
“I’m already beyond stressed to see Charlie in two days, and now Dean and I are fighting,” Tori says. “That’s just adding more stress to the situation.”
NOTE: Oh now they’re fighting? The entire point of the show and the reason you watch True Tori online is that they fight over his affair and everything else.
In her warped mind, Tori MUST apologize to Charlie Shanian because she has yet to say sorry for cheating on him with and then leaving him for Dean.
“Part of me is really scared," she says. "I feel like a little girl that has that fear of getting reprimanded by her parents. I can’t believe I waited eight years to do this."
"I can’t believe it.”
We can’t believe that Charlie refused to be on camera and we don’t even get to see the reunion, but that’s exactly what happened. Great times.
After whatever happened happened, the next thing we see is Tori crying hysterically at home with Dean, who is suffering from a migraine in bed.
Dean asks his wife meeting up with him makes her even more bitter about his tryst with Emily Goodhand, and if she regrets leaving Charlie for him.
“No, because then I wouldn’t have my babies," she replies with a backhanded compliment and a first-ballot Passive Aggressive Hall of Fame zinger.
