Are you from Tennessee? Because these are the 27 worst pick-up lines ever and you’re the only 10 I see.
Boyfriend Material
While this is a terribly cheesy pick-up line, if Ryan Gosling said it, panties would drop instantly.
80%
Loving 80% of a person is totally enough.
Blow Me Away
At least he didn’t say it smelled…
Ryan Gosling is everything we’re searching for. And then some.
STuD
Keep it klassy there, mullet. Keep it klassy.
On Sale
Yes, we bought these pants on sale. But that price was still way more than you’ll ever be able to afford.
Harry Potter
There’s nothing like a good ol’ “let me Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets” to get us revved up and ready to go.
Say Cheese!
That’s funny because in OUR picture, you’re disappearing like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
Anatomy Lesson
Next this guy’s going to ask you to play doctor.
Can’t Hold It In
This potential suitor also suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.
Lookin’ Right
Geometry humor!
May I Take You Out?
Pro tip!! Next time, lead with the take you out part instead of the smelling like trash part!
Homework
No one REALLY wants to do homework all night long. No one.
Chase Your Tail
If this cute puppy is doing the chasing, we’re more than okay with that.
Pinky Toe
Is this something a foot fetishist might say?
Vitamin Me
The next part of this pick-up line? “Take two of these and call me in the morning.”
Square Root of -1
No YOU cannot be real!
So…
By “here” we obviously mean the zoo.
Scare Tactics
Newsflash would-be dater: NO WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE A PREGNANCY SCARE.
WiFi
Maybe the connection will be a mutual appreciation for the cheesiest pick-up lines in history.
Periodic Table of Pick-Ups
This only works if you’re at a Chemistry Convention.
Earthquake
Don’t use this one in California.
Hardware
Ahhh, computer geekery. Who’s ready for some RAM?
You’re Cute
This is…sweet? Ridiculous? Both?
Field of Dreams
Does it still count as monogamy if he’s with clones of the same person?
Best Pick-Up Line Ever
No, really. This is the best pick-up line ever.