13 Honest Romantic Greeting Cards

These 13 cards for your partner aren’t romantic in the conventional sense … but they are funny. And honest.

I Hate You the Least

Hey, that’s nothing if not honest and when you’re in a long term relationship, maybe the best you can hope for.

I text u when I’m drunk bc I luv u omg lol.

… is not you. But I do enjoy seeing you then. 🙂

We have lots of pains in our asses. To be the most revered one is quite an honor!

Your butt’s looking cute on your birthday.

Your love is like a digestive issue in that sense. Aww!

You could’ve hit and quit it but you didn’t do the second part. So great.

I’ll be there for you Honey, even when life deals you a terrible, terrible hand.

Okay, you were just awkward. But still charming in that awkward sense.

Thank you for thawing it just enough.

You know how it goes.

I can’t believe it either!

Hey, let’s at least do it together.