How do build your own girlfriend in the shower, as demonstrated by this guy. Sorry for the nightmares in advance.
Girlfriend or Showerhead?
In the case of this lonely dude’s bathroom, they’re one and the same! Click to see how she came together!
The Materials
All you need to find the perfect girlfriend are these materials! Or a Match.com account … just saying.
Blowing Up Her Chest
The perfect shower girlfriend obviously needs Kim Kardashian style cleave.
Buy Her Lingerie
Every showerhead girlfriend needs some sexy evening attire.
SO Freaking Hot!
Wow. If that doesn’t turn you on (to psychiatric medication) we don’t know what will.
Such a Pretty Mouth
She serves her designed purpose – companionship and cleanliness!
We Got Nothing
Comment rendered unnecessary.
Best. Shower. Ever.
Because who doesn’t want to bathe using water that came from a creepy looking fake girlfriend’s orifices.
Cuddles
She’ll even hold you after you’ve done the deed. Who needs a human partner?