Some of the best lines from the premiere of Fox’s reality show train wreck I Wanna Marry Harry.
MUST Be
I just feel like everything keeps adding up. Why is Kingsley calling him ‘sir’? I mean, this must be Prince Harry.
What it Takes
I hope I have what it takes to be next to somebody with such stature.
Very Forward
American girls don’t seem to have inside voices … They’re very forward.
Not Royal Material
There are a lot of girls in the house that aren’t princess material.
High Standards
The guys I’m used to dating just get me drunk and make out with me in the back of the bar.
The Eyes Say it All
Even though they’re like smiling at me … their face is saying, ‘How was it?’, but their eyes are saying, ‘I’m gonna shank you in your…
We Hear You, Chelsea
My name’s Chelsea. I’m a little off my rocker, but it’s fine … I hope I don’t sound ignorant saying this, but I don’t know what Prince…
Tea Parties
We don’t have tea parties where I’m from. I don’t think Long Island Iced Teas count.
It’s Downton!!
We’re at Downton Abbey!
Every Girl’s Dream
It’s every girl’s dream – rich, handsome, and, for those who dream big enough, royal.
Protect the Game
We will go to extreme lengths to protect his identity.
Stay Sober, or Game Over
Don’t do too much alcohol tonight, sir, in case you give the game away.
Who Could it Be?!
Who else has Secret Service? The queen? The president? Michael Jackson? I don’t think he’s any of them.