When Jessica Simpson’s tongue pops out like this, all we can think about is whether she’s trying to be Miley Cyrus and whether Eric Johnson inhaled it.
Or whether the concept of the selfie has jumped the shark. HARD.
Seriously, if your friends did this on Instagram, you’d unfollow them.
Just saying. Granted, it’s a little less disgusting (relatively speaking) to see Jessica Simpson’s tongue with the father of her two children than it is with Miles.
With Cyrus, you just wonder where that thing has been.
And then you shudder, because of those possibilities.
In the case of Simpson, she captioned this image, "Big hands I know you’re the one," an obvious reference to the Violent Femmes’ "Blister in the Sun."
Which is, by all accounts, a song about getting one’s self off. So make of that what you will and try not to gag too hard at the inside of Jess’ orifice.
Other celebrity selfies, most of which are less gnarly, below:
