Parenting books shouldn’t be written by just anybody. Here are 11 dumb Alicia Silverstone Kind Mama quotes from her new parenting book.
On Your Vagina
Your chichi is the most absorbent part of your body.
On Tampons
Feminine-care manufacturers are not required to tell you what i€™s in their products!
On Loving Your Body
Listen to what your body really needs and then relax into the yumminess of it all.
On Getting Pregnant
There’s no better way to make a baby than with yummy, soulful sex!
On Eating Kind Foods
Kind foods supercharge fertility; reduce your likelihood of miscarriage; infuse breast milk with all kinds of nutrient goodnesss, etc …
On Eating Kind Foods Again
[Kind foods] can demolish your need for pharmaceutical drugs.
On Healthy Pregnancies
You wouldn’t want to bring your baby into a junk-filled house with a leaky roof and backed-up plumbing, right?
On Postpartum Depression
Though it’s less common among kind mamas, some women experience the blues after giving birth.
On Vaccines
There is increasing anecdotal evidence from doctors who have gotten distressed phone calls from parents claiming their child was “never the same.”
On Children and Sickness
If a baby’s body is a super-clean, healthy machine it can defend itself and flush out all the nasty stuff … apparently.
On Elimination Communication
Infants who are left in their diapers all day get “out of tune” with their bodies. Obviously.