Oooh, OUCH! And also: HA!
These breakup text messages may have been terrible to receive for the person on the business end, but they are amazing to read.
Some of them had to have a feeling this was coming, and others just plain asked for it. Others still had to be blindsided. All are amazing.
Check out these classics …
That’s the Point
File this under comebacks that missed the mark.
#TransformationTuesday Breakup
Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all.
Take the Hint!
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again.
Well, That Was Blunt
No beating around the bush here.
Ex Games
We really hope this guy got back together with this girl after this exchange.
At Least It Was Mutual
See, it really is possible to have a mutual breakup.
Happening for a Reason
Some things really do happen for a reason. Like a couple who discusses major life issues over text message not making it.
This… Is… Awkward
What’s worse than being told your wife wants a divorce? Well…
Deny, Deny, Deny
If you keep this going long enough, maybe you’ll convince them you’re right or they’ll just give up.
Welcome to Dumpsville
We choose to believe this text is real. Because it’s downright hilarious!
SmartphOWNED!
Roses are red, violets are blue… this person needs to work on her rhyme scheme.
Breakup Mixup
I’m not dumped? Yes! Wait a minute…
A Hairy Situation
Yes, it’s your hair. What else could it be?!?
Babe…I’m Pregnant
April Fools’ Breakup Text
This teenager’s April Fools’ Day breakup text to her boyfriend did not exactly go over as planned. OUCH!
Ad Libbed Breakup
Not sure how Andy got himself into this situation, but he now has one fewer girlfriend.
On the Count of 3 …
Guess these two weren’t on the same page.
11:11
Your wish is not granted.
11-Year Old Dumps Boyfriend Via All-Time Text Message Exchange
We could learn a lot from this 11-year old. Look at how she put her cheating boyfriend in his place via text message.
Jared, James …
NOTE Cheating on your boyfriend with someone whose name begins with the same first two letters is a recipe for disaster.
WTF JENNA?!
Sometimes, you’d just rather get dumped than jumped at a certain point.
Don’t Joke About XBox
Seriously. Cheating is one thing, but there are some things you just don’t joke about.
Not BFF For Long
The way this is going, the recipient might need some better BFFs.
Jessica’s Dad Will Whomp Your Ass
But if you choose option #1 it won’t be quite as painful.
My Bad … But Since You’re Here …
What do you think of my breakup speech?!
We Are Octagon
As bad as autocorrect is now, it’s come a long way in the last few years.
You Didn’t Hear it From Me
What is it with people texting these wrong numbers?!
Please Let This Be Real
For the love of all things holy.