Oh, you crazy supermarket tabloids.
You keep saying Selena Gomez is pregnant? And so is Jennifer Aniston? And Kim Kardashian has broken up with Kanye West 79 times by now, right?
WRONG! These tabloid cover stories are all so very wrong. But that’s what makes them hilarious!
Gwen Stefani Pregnant?
Gwen Stefani is pregnant, according to this cover of In Touch Weekly. It’s not true. But whatever, right?
George Clooney Gay Affair Story
How dare you, George Clooney?!?!?!? According to this hilarious tabloid story, the actor has cheated on his wife… with another man.
George and Amal: It’s Over?
It’s all over between George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin! According to this unreliable tabloid, the pair split after 87 days.
Selena Gomez Pregnant Cover
Poor Selena Gomez. According to this tabloid cover story, she is pregnant by DJ Zedd and in love with Justin Bieber.
Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez: PREGNANT!
OMFG!!! Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are pregnant! By the same man! We wonder who it is!
George Clooney Divorce Story
It’s soon gonna be all over for George and Amal Clooney. According to this funny tabloid cover, the couple is on the verge of a divorce.
Jennifer Aniston Dumped Cover
Poor Jennifer Aniston. According to this untrue tabloid cover story, she’s been dumped after a 990 day engagement.
Kaitlyn Bristowe Pregnant Cover
Is Kaitlyn Bristowe pregnant?!? Yes, if you choose to believe this Life & Style cover story for some odd reason.
Double the Rehab!
A stunning betrayal by Kim has left Kylie in rehab! Selena is trying to drink away her pain! Oh no, people!
George Clooney and Amal: Expecting?!?
According to this tabloid cover, Amal Clooney is pregnant. And she weighs only 99 pounds!
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: Married?!?
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are getting married!!! According to this hilarious tabloid report, that is.
Kate Middleton Pregnant Again?
Kate Middleton is not pregnant with another a baby. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story.
Pregnant Teresa Giudice?!?
Teresa Giudice is pregnant!!! According to this misleading tabloid cover story, that is.
Prince Magazine Cover
Prince was NOT murdered. This tabloid should be ashamed of itself for implying as much.
Beyonce Pregnant?
Beyonce is not pregnant. But since when did Life & Style let the truth get in the way of a cover story?