Like so many of her co-stars in the Teen Mom franchise, Jenelle Evans has had a fair amount of work done.
Unlike those ladies, however, Jenelle is widely despised for her violent, abusive behavior, which means folks on the social media feel much more comfortable commenting on her appearance.
Of course, Jenelle only makes the situation worse when she offers up boasts about her beauty that would induce eye-rolls even they came from a top supermodel.
So while we might have a shred of sympathy for Jenelle (it’s probably in there if we really dig deep), there’s no denying that she put herself in this situation.
Take a look:
Stylin’ and Profilin’
We probably don’t need to tell you that Jenelle thinks quite highly of herself. Not surprisingly, this arrogance extends to her appearance.
Laying Low
Jenelle recently took a hiatus from social media following the release of a 911 call in which she accused husband David Eason of assaulting her and breaking her collarbone.
Life on the Land
Following her recent return to Instagram, however, Evans has been thirstier than ever, posting daily videos in which she converses with fans while strolling around her property.
Grade A-Material
All of Jenelle’s videos have to be seen to be believed, but her latest is really a doozy.
Jenelle Goes Off
Here’s 26 minutes of Jenelle’s rants from the past 24 hours (!!!) compiled into one convenient mega-clip.
For the Sake of Your Sanity
Don’t worry, we’re offering you a handy guide to the most bonkers moments so that you don’t have to watch the whole thing.
Gary Shade (9:40 mark)
Things get off to a suitably batsh-t start when Jenelle tries to spark a feud with Teen Mom OG star Gary Shirley by criticizing him for allowing his kids to ride 4-wheelers without helmets.
Good Call, Gary
Gary has yet to respond to the comment, which is probably for the best.
Trailer Talk (14:00)
Jenelle really doesn’t like it when people refer to her house as a trailer. Which is apparently an ongoing thing. And is objectively hilarious.
Jenelle’s Trailer Is Falling Apart
From there, Jenelle reveals that her house is still crumbling, as it has been since she moved in. But don’t worry, she’s getting it fixed tomorrow!
Jenelle’s Collarbone Is Not Broken (16:50)
She demonstrates this by opening a garage door and then saying to the camera, “Guess I have a broken collarbone, right, you guys?”
But … No One Thought It Was?
Of course, no one ever said that Jenelle’s collarbone was broken other than Jenelle herself, so we’re not really sure who she’s mad at here.
Jenelle is Sick (17:00)
No, not in the head. Although … We’re talking about the fact that Jenelle can be seen hacking up a lung throughout most of the video. She blames this on her kids, because of course she does.
Jenelle is Secretive (17:20)
Evans makes multiple references to not showing her followers certain areas of her property and declines the request for a tour of her home.
So Many Questions
It makes us wonder what she’s hiding. And why she continues to post so damn many videos if she’s hiding something.
Jenelle Doesn’t Take the Lord’s Name in Vain (17:45)
This is hilarious for so many reasons.
Babs Is Worried About Jenelle’s Finances (18:40)
And she probably should be. Many Teen Mom 2 viewers have taken this comment as cause for hope that Jenelle will soon be fired.
Face Off (19:30)
“I know that you guys are saying my face looks really skinny or crackhead-y” Jenelle says to her audience. She goes on to explain that it’s an optical illusion resulting from her recent sinus surgery.
Building Together … Whatever That Means (23:18)
“He’s always building so he can stay away from my crazy ass,” Jenelle says in response to a fan’s comment about David’s frequent absence. “No, actually. We build together.”
A Gauged Response (23:40)
Jenelle’s discussion of her own appearance begins with a conversation about the gauged piercings in her ears that includes the phrase “scraped holes.”
Old Ears
“I look like I have 80-year-old ears,” Jenelle says. “That’s disgusting.”
Birthday Girl (25:30)
“I’m 26,” Jenelle says when asked about her age. “I’ll be 27 next month.
Crunching the Numbers
This is where it really gets good. “Which is crazy, ‘cause I’m almost 30!”Jenelle says.
Not Playing With a Full Deck
“And I still look like I’m 20,” Evans continues. “People still card me.”
How Do We Say This Nicely …
As many fans have pointed out, “youthful” is not the first word that springs to mind when one gazes upon Jenelle’s visage. Their words, not ours!