Kourtney Kardashian was in a giving mood on her very own birthday.
The gorgeous mother of three took to Instagram Tuesday not to thank fans for their well wishes upon the 38th anniversary of her coming into to world.
And not to share some tired old photo of cake or candles. Oh no.
Instead, Kourtney Kardashian simply got naked.
Yep. That was a thing that happened, and believe us, it’s as sexy and seductive and jaw-dropping and smile-inducing as you’d hope.
Just two years shy of the big 4-0, Kardashian took the opportunity to show us that she still possesses one heck of an enviable body.
A body that everyone from Justin Bieber to Scott Disick yearns for, aching to hold close to them at night with every fiber of their being.
Tough luck in The Lord’s case, as that ship seems to have sailed, but at least he can gaze in wonderment at her photos like the rest of us.
"Birthday suit," Kardashian wrote as her short, simple caption to the the image below, and well, she’s not kidding. Enjoy responsibly.
(We apologize for the censorship, but the photograph really is that nude … she was not playing around with the birthday suit comment.)
Like her sisters, of course, the mother of three has never been shy about flaunting her breasts or buttocks on occasion.
Just over a year ago, in fact, the bulk of one Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode was dedicated to Kourt’s figure.
Don’t tell us you forgot about these behind-the-scenes pics … and if you did, prepare to pick your jaws up off the floor.
Especially #7. That smile … OMG. #bae.
If you recall, we famously saw Kourtney Kardashian naked and turning heads left and right in a 2014 issue of DuJour Magazine.
How does she maintain such a figure?
"I think I take time for myself now to work out every day, which I never did, especially having three young kids," Kardashian told E! News.
"I just never made it a priority, and now it just makes me feel so much better – mentally and physically, just to really take that time."
The constant fitness regimen helps Kourtney look amazing at age 38, but so does an adherence to a healthy diet on a routine basis.
"I think what you put into your body with food and how much water you drink…I think it’s just as important," she said.
When it comes to her health, Kardashian says she prioritizes "what you put inside [as well as] what you put on your skin."
(We know, right? Diet and exercise helps one look and feel good? Shocking! Celebrities, they have all the answers in life.)
Aside from taking off her clothes yesterday, Kourtney went with son Mason, daughter Penelope and irritating ex Disick to Disneyland.
According to People Magazine, Kendall Jenner also joined these family members for a few hours of amusement park fun.
“Just saw @kourtneykardash at Disneyland. Hope Penelope has a great day #happiestplaceonearth,” one fellow attendee tweeted.
Another said: “Just saw Scott, Kourtney, and kids at Disneyland."
"At Disneyland and I literally just saw Scott, Kourt, & Kendall lol," said yet another star-struck Twitter user of the tandem.
In celebration of their loved one, meanwhile, numerous famous family members wished Kourtney a happy birthday on social media.
Her mother and Momager, Kris Jenner, wrote to the first of her six children, “Happy birthday beautiful @kourtneykardash!!!
“From the day you were born you have blessed me with so much joy! You bring happiness love and light and are such an inspiration."
"You are such an incredible mother, sister, friend, and daughter and I love you more than words can ever say."
"You are beautiful inside and out my sweet girl, have an amazing day, mommy xoxo #love #family #grateful #happybirthdaykourtney.”
Kim Kardashian said: "Happy Birthday to the one and only @kourtneykardash My best friend, the best mom and the best sister in the world!"
Allow us at THG to second that … as well as add a very special thanks for the nude photo, Kourtney Kardashian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!