You might think that her guiltiest pleasure would be betraying her cats by petting someone else’s felines, but Taylor Swift enjoys an adult beverage as much as the next girl (unless that girl is Lindsay Lohan or something).
Unfortunately, Tay-Tay’s cocktail of choice is a truly vile concoction that we would expect from a teenager who just found the key to her parents’ liquor cabinet, not one of the world’s most successful recording artists.
The clip above was posted on YouTube by Vogue today (Taylor is the mag’s May cover girl)
What bores her? "Clickbait."
What is something that recently moved her? "The movie The Martian."
The first song that she learned to play on guitar? "’Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None the Richer." (Now it’s stuck in your head! Ha!)
So far so good – but the whole thing falls apart when Ms. Swift is asked about her favorite cocktail:
A vodka and Diet Coke.
If you didn’t just throw up in your mouth a little, you’re not taking the time to imagine what the sweet, chemically combination of aspartame and Stoli lingering on your tongue.
The folks at Gawker did some legwork to determine if a vodka-Diet Coke is really a thing that’s consumed by people who are old enough to legally drink.
Apparently recipes are hard to find online, which is really saying something because everything is online in 2016.
You could literally spend all day dreaming up the most depraved sexual scenario imaginable, and it would take you approximately four seconds to find a porn about it.
Anyway, a Brooklyn-based bartender had this to say when the website asked if anyone orders Taylor’s tipple:
“Never. Not once. Because it’s not a cocktail.”
There was a time when this would be the point where we’d make a joke about the singer’s taste in booze being worse than her taste in men, but Taylor and Calvin Harris seem to have a good thing going on.
Now if only he could convince her to put down the sorority swill and mix herself a decent cocktail.