At the rate in which weird and startling news makes headlines, most of us already know that b*tches be crazy. But seriously. B*tches be crazy.
According to various internet reports, twenty-two year old Jason Arenas was arrested by New York police after he allegedly sold his 4-year-old son and his soul on Craigslist for $500.
Why? Arenas wanted the money to pre-order the new Apple Watch.
Police officer arrested Jason Wednesday after they were notified of a Craigslist ad that was selling a child for $500 to “pre-order the new Apple Watch.”
Authorities found the listing and discovered that the sh*tbag dad listed his son as “hard working” and that he “doesn’t eat a lot.”
At first, it wasn’t apparent if the ad was real or a hoax. But NYPD played it safe and visited Jason’s home.
To their dismay, they found that the 4-year-old was no where to be found. They also found a printed receipt on his table for $500.
The officers began to question Jason, and he finally admitted that he sold his son and his soul.
Jason revealed the name of the person to whom he sold his son, and the child was retrieved.
His soul has not been found…
Jason was arrested on one count of child trafficking.
Reporters were able to interview the father. Jason said, “I really wanted that Apple Watch fam, I seen that sh*t in videos and was like nah I need to get it, does my son tell me what time it is? No.”
He continued, “Does my son tell me who sneak dissin’ on Twittery? No, but that Apple Watch could. Everybody mad cause I sold my son but did he die? No, okay then so we all good“.
Jason faces up to three years in prison.
We aren’t sure if this story is true. But even if it isn’t, we bet there is some a-hole out there crazy enough to do this.
