As you’ve probably heard, Kylie Jenner will turn 18 in less than two weeks.
The milestone birthday will offer many new opportunities to the racy reality star, such as the chance to go public with her 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga, and pose nude for Playboy or whatever other publication is willing to write a seven-figure check.
And because Kylie is Kylie, she’ll also get the chance to enjoy a special experience that’s denied to most 18-year-olds – namely, getting sloshed in a club without the hassle of a fake ID!
Yes, Kylie will celebrate her birthday with a rager in Canada, where the drinking age is 18.
Naturally, she and a lot of other people are gonna get richer off the event, and club owner Olivier Primeau is excited (some might say too excited) to have the honor of getting Kylie sh-tfaced.
“Team Productions and Beachclub’s owner Olivier Primeau stepped up to the plate to offer Kylie the opportunity to party, and drink legally at a fantastic one of a kind venue!” reads a statement on Primeau’s website.
“Kylie Jenner takes advantage of Canadian drinking age with plans to celebrate her birthday in style at Beachclub."
Okay, we get it, she’s a teenager, but she’ll be able to drink.
We haven’t seen a Canadian this excited since Tim Horton’s extended its breakfast hours.
Tone it down a notch, Olivier, or you’re gonna scare away all the other teens who wanna get plastered at your establishment.