Florida man Jose Cabellero just paid the heaviest price we can ever recall for getting laid on the beach, since he’ll be in prison until 2017.
Hope she was good …
Caballero was caught having sex on the beach with his girlfriend, Elissa Alvarez, outside Tampa, Fla., and is not the first to claim that.
However, these hornballs were boning on a public beach … in front of a woman with a camera and in front of little kids. Not great.
Witnesses say the Floridians weren’t exactly quiet or discreet, either, during the 25-minute encounter. (Seriously, 25 minutes?!)
Both were found guilty of lewd or lascivious exhibition in front of a child, a second-degree felony, and must register as sex offenders.
Since Caballero had a prior drug conviction (bad enough that he served time in prison for it), he got nailed with a two-year sentence.
Elissa got off … in more ways than one, if you know what we mean. She was released with time served following her initial arrest.