Donald Trump, we have found your running mate.
While most celebrities (and, let’s face it, most warm-blooded humans with an IQ over 12) find the Presidential hopeful to be a pompous bigot, Dennis Rodman is here to throw his support behind the real estate mogul.
For what reason? We’ll let Rodman explain via Twitter:
"@realDonaldTrump has been a great friend for many years. We don’t need another politician, we need a businessman like Mr. Trump! Trump 2016."
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, of course, but Dennis Rodman is good friends with Kim Jong Un. We’re just saying.
Trump is somehow leading many Republican polls at the moment, despite saying most Mexican immigrants are rapists… despite blasting John McCain for getting captured during the Vietnam War … and despite actually giving out Lindsey Graham’s cell phone number.
But Rodman is right. He is a businessman.
So does any of that other stuff really matter?