Last week, Chris Brown found a random naked chick in his bed after returning from a brief tour.
It sounds like the setup for a porn version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, and the situation was played for laughs in the media, but the more we found out about the woman and her obvious psychological ailments, the sadder things became.
It turns out Amira Kodcia Ayeb is a mentally ill aspiring singer who genuinely believed that she was Breezy’s wife. We’re not sure why anyone would want that title, but like we said, the whole thing is kinda sad.
However, if you thought that the derpressing nature of the situation would stop Chris from making jokes about his dong while discussing the matter, think again:
That’s Chris rolling up on some sort of Marty McFly apparatus and shows what a truly a compassionate, caring human being he is when asked about Ayeb.
In response to the question, "What do you think she needs?" (The correct answer would’ve been something along the lines of "proper psychiatric care."), Chris replied, "My dick."
The important thing here is that riding around on a glow-in-the-dark hands-free Segway thing and then making jokes about your dong might be the ultimate combination of douche moves.
Chris Brown might have achieved Maximum Chris Brown.
