Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk, as a Shaquille O’Neal-driven marketing campaign from the mid-’90s once told us. You just don’t do that sort of thing.
How prescient this statement turned out to be.
This was the lesson we learned on Shahs of Sunset Season 4 Episode 9, and it rang true in 2015 just as it did back when Shaq was still on the Magic.
We’re really dating ourselves, we realize.
Let’s cut to the chase: When you watch Shahs of Sunset online to catch up on our favorite Persian princes and princesses this week, what’s in store?
You’ll see Asa returning to her roots, which means planning a performance art piece in the form of a veiled flash mob through the streets of Hollywood.
We mock these reality stars early and often on THG, even though it’s (mostly) in jest and out of love … but we just have to admit, that was awesome.
For his part Monday, Mike staged a dinner with Reza, Asa, and MJ that was designed to serve as a peace summit of sorts. Could a deal be struck?
Whilst this was occurring, GG was dismayed by the results of her original lie detector test, and thusly took it upon herself to take a second polygraph.
That that one turn out any differently?
You’ll have to watch Shahs of Sunset Season 4 Episode 9 to find out. Follow the links above to get to it, but consider yourselves warned … it’s dramatic!