Earlier today, we reported that Marilyn Manson was punched in the face while enjoying some gourmet cuisine at a Denny’s in Alberta, Canada.
Sadly, the culprit was not longtime Manson rival Courtney Love, but some unidentified Canadian who, we’re guessing, was made to feel a like a real hoser and threw his mittens to the floor, hockey-style, before the fight.
Initial reports stated that someone in Manson’s entourage had called a woman at another table a "b-tch," and an argument broke out that quickly turned physical.
Now, Manson is refuting that claim and insisting that he was actually the victim of a violent attack from a lone psycho.
According to TMZ, Manson says he was sucker punched by a man who then threatened to detonate a bomb at his next concert.
Scary stuff. And we’re not talking about the kind of scary that’s made Manson his millions.
Sources close to the 46-year-old rocker say that he plans to return to Alberta in order to press charges against his attacker.
Reps for Manson claim that in addition to throwing a punch, the guy elbowed Marilyn’s makeup artist in the face.
Come on! It’s not bad enough this woman has to apply an inch-thick layer of pancake makeup to a middle-aged man’s face for a living? Now people are dropping ‘bows on her at Denny’s, too?!
Get your act together, Canada!