Earlier today, we reported that Lindsay Lohan avoided jail time by completing some overdue community service at the last possible minute.
Now it seems that we may have spoken too soon, as the prosecutor in Lindsay’s case reportedly believes the actress’ claim that she fulfilled her service requirement is total BS.
Radar Online is reporting that Lindsay turned in a highly suspicious progress report today, and it seems she’s about as good of a liar is she is an actress.
“The prosecutor was just given the progress report this morning,” says one insider. “There are some big questions that need to be answered.”
Those questions include: Did Lindsay actually find herself a British doppelganger, a la The Parent Trap?
“Dates when Lindsay was in the hospital being treated for Chinkungunya are listed as dates she was completing community service,” says the source.
That’s right – there are two Lindsays now. We assume she grew the second one so she could harvest its organs.
It now looks as Lindsay’s prosecutor will push for jail time, unless she’s able to furnish hard evidence that she completed all of the service hours required of her.
Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Holley has reportedly vowed to provide the court with evidence that Lindsay’s claims are legit.
Does cocaine use count as community service? Because he should have no problem proving she’s done plenty of that.