At most natural history museums you can see the evidence of the ways in which various species have evolved over the millennia to become smarter, stronger, and better adapted to their environments.
Unfortunately, if you run into Kesha while you’re there, it’s a sad reminder that humanity is now headed in the opposite direction and we’ll soon be a bunch of sparkly troglodytes, unable to understand why our Jack Daniels-based toothpaste isn’t doing the job.
Yes, the inventor of the "Rainbow Naked Boob" (she’s still waiting on that Nobel Prize) visited the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles over the weekend, and she now stands accused of performing several unnatural, Kesha-like acts on a variety of cretaceous critters.
TMZ reports that Kesha stole a stuffed dinosaur from the museum gift shop, but got busted by security.
She happily returned the ill-gotten raptor, but if they thought that was the end of the shenanigans, well…they don’t know the artist formerly known as Ke$ha.
For one thing, the stolen ‘saurus was so covered in glitter that it couldn’t be re-stocked (seriously).
To make matters worse, Kesha was reportedly scolded for climbing on top of a triceratops to snap a selfie.
Basically, she had the worst time surrounded by dinosaurs since Newman from Seinfeld in Jurassic Park.
Clearly, this story is highly amusing, but considering Kesha just got out of rehab and has been undergoing some serious personal trauma lately, there could be cause for concern.
Then again, it might just be a case of Kesh’ being Kesh’.
