Forget the rumors that Justin Bieber stuffed his crotch. You won’t believe how badly Calvin Klein photoshopped the singer for his racy new underwear ads.
A screen grab from raw video of his now-infamous photo shoot shows what Justin Bieber actually looks like compared to Calvin Klein’s desired image:
Note the absence in the video (left) of Justin Bieber’s:
- Allegedly chiseled, rock hard six-pack abs
- Pubic and body hair … in general
Oh yes, that tiny wisp of a happy trail (if you can even call it that) suddenly became MUCH more substantial for Bieber’s shirtless CK underwear ads.
His stomach and abdominal regions have been hilariously airbrushed, as well, to give Justin the appearance of being at least semi-hard.
Do you even lift, bro?! Probably not, judging by this.
Dude isn’t in bad shape or anything, but they’ve tried to turn a normal-looking 20-year-old into some kind of stud, thinking people wouldn’t notice. Nice try.
Ironically, as TMZ notes, Calvin Klein has taken flak for years for its choice of VERY young models, yet seems determined to make this one look older.
All of this begs the question: WHY?! Does photoshopping the crap out of these pics really change a lot as far as would-be consumers are concerned?
It’s Justin Bieber! Either you’re a 13-year-old girl threatening to kill Lara Stone for being hired to touch him in these ads, or you’re LOLing at the ads.
This is a guy whose transition from baby-faced, high-voiced pop star to epic, wannabe-tough guy douchenozzle has been as prompt as it is epic.
If CK thinks the Bieb is gonna move product, maybe they know something we don’t … but is a little fake pubic hair going to boost sales that much higher?
So many burning questions we cannot answer.