It’s very possible that you’ve never heard of April Love Geary. The girl is just 19 years old and she’s only done two noteworthy things in her life:
She banged Robin Thicke shortly after his divorce from Paula Patton, and she posted this Kardashian-esque butt selfie on Instagram:
Yes, one of those things is sad and kind of embarrassing, the other is awesome and amazing and wins the Internet forever.
To understand why this photo was necessary, you have to put yourself in April’s shoes.
This girl is banging Robin Thicke.
And not the summer of 2013 “Blurred Lines” Robin Thicke that everyone loved for a week, but the desperate, drug-addled, pathetically begging his wife to take him back Robin Thicke that we’ve come to know in the months since.
Needless to say, the girl needs to recover a shred of self-esteem any way that she can, and if her method of choice involves skimpy attire and clenching, who are we to judge?
It’s been a while since Robin made headlines himself, but last we heard, he was partying with Leonardo DiCaprio and getting hammered every night. Oh, and banging April, of course.
So yeah, Robin Thicke’s sad, post-divorce, career slump life is still 17 kinds of awesome. Just in case you needed further proof that it’s good to be a famous millionaire.
