"I’m smarter than you and I’m prettier than you. Get the f–k over it."
Monday night on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 1, things are going so well for Scheana Marie, who’s engaged and loving life with Stassi out of the picture.
Well, as they say, all good things must come to an "Instafight" …
The staff at SUR has moved on and grown up since last year.
At the same time, relationships continue to be pervasive.
Lisa Vanderpump still rules, but no longer rules over Stassi, who returns from New York to find everything has changed between her and her former friends.
Scheana, in particular, may not be thrilled to see her.
Meanwhile, it’s Ms. Marie’s birthday, and she surprisingly (dubiously, you might say) decides to invite Tequila Katie and other non-fans to the event.
At the same time, Jax prepares for plastic surgery, and Tom Sandoval sparks a romance with Ariana. There’s a lot going on, but that’s not even all:
Kristen digs up a secret that will rock everyone. Hard.
What do you think that secret might be? We were told in the first Season 3 trailer that the truth comes out. In a matter of hours, the prophecy will be fulfilled.
The drama gets underway at 9 EST this evening on Bravo.
As always, you can watch Vanderpump Rules online at TV Fanatic to catch up on all the latest episodes, and relive past seasons of the hit show as well.