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Let’s start with this:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 6 featured the best cold open of any show to date this season.

It centered around the entire precinct gathering around with tossing out theories as to why Santiago was actually 70 seconds late to work, with Captain Holt guessing she was held up at the bank for some reason.

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When Amy entered and told everyone this actually is what happened, Andrew Braugher delivered the Line of the Century, replete with an excited clap: Hot damn!

And speaking of hot damn… Eva Longoria debuted as a defense attorney named Sophia.

 

Of course, Jake wasn’t aware that she was a defense attorney because (per Terry’s advice) he didn’t talk about work with Sophia on their first date.

The first date featured some bonding over hot wings, a game of ping pong with an avocado pit and some sexual intercourse.

Jake then got angry when he learned of Sophia’s occupation, especially when she defended a perp he wanted to put away, but the attraction could not be denied.

Mostly because it’s Eva Longoria. Have you seen her?!? But also because Sophia and Jake clearly have a lot of chemistry.

Elsewhere, Amy had to be convinced to run for union rep (by Diaz and then by Holt), but she eventually delivered a winning speech and we’ve got a feeling that Scully’s 12-year reign is about to come to an end.

Follow the prompts of the above video to watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine online and vote on your favorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes from the week. 

Our two finalists, aside from "Hot damn!" of course:

  • Amy: "Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?"
    Diaz: "Forget stuff, like a cool person."
  • Sophia: "What, you think John Adams was just some idiot?"
    Jake: "I think John Adams is a miniseries I didn’t watch because it looked like a book."