There’s a lot of weird crap on the Internet, but you’d be hard-pressed to find anything so consistently bizarre as Miley Cyrus’ Instagram page.
Whether she’s calling Katy Perry a slut or Photoshopping baby faces onto raunchy photos Miley never ceases to amuse and baffle her followers.
So today’s installment of Freaky Stuff From Miley’s Instagram isn’t all that shocking, but it might give you nightmares nonetheless:
Yup. Take it in. Miley’s latest hobby is fugifying herself for the purpose of…Well, we’re not really sure why she did this.
And we’re not quite sure how to react. Should we laugh? Gasp? Worry that her weapons-grade power-weed might fall into the wrong hands? Perhaps all three.
As usual, Miley doesn’t provide much in the way of an explanation, but maybe it’s better that way. Art this abstract should never be over-analyzed. Plus, we’re guessing she was way too stoned to type complete sentences.
In other Miley news, her “homeless” VMA date, Jesse Helt, was sentenced to six months in jail today. Helt was found guilty of violating his probation, but authorities would likely never have tracked him down were it not for his MTV appearance.
So yeah, Helt traded in his freedom for a date with Miley. But c’mon, look at that face? Who could blame him?
