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We know Channing Tatum dances, acts and strips (in Magic Mike 2, the filming of which is underway). But raps? No, he can’t do that too, can he?

He can. All the way into your heart. Or at least your funny bone.

Above, Chan and 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell hype that film’s DVD release by explaining a greeting for those tired of shaking hands or fist bumps.

It’s "The Dick Graze," yo. And it’s exactly what you think it is.

“I get a feeling when I see my homie lean in, that’s because my hand’s about to teach his penis,” Tatum raps, making more than a few people wish they could.

Ironic, for such a ridiculous song, but he’s a rare individual. Makes you wanna Channing All Over Your Tatum, if you know what we’re talking about.

Watch him spit mad game about The Dick Graze here, and try not to drool if you’re in public when you check out these Channing Tatum pics below …