WARNING: You will never look at Cheetos the same way after reading this post.
Simply put, a Reddit user named “stephthehobbit” has posted a photo online of a Cheeto that looks very much like a man pleasuring himself.
That’s right: the dog’s butthole that resembles Jesus Christ is no longer the most random lookalike on the Internet, people!
This is either real.. or the work of a creator who deserves a spot in the Photoshop Hall of Fame.
Now consider yourself warned: the image has spawned the following GIF, which is not safe for wife or work or almost anything at all: