There was a time when THG hated Paris Hilton pretty hard.
She was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian, getting rich off her sex tape, her marketing ability and her complete lack of utter talent.
But that feels like forever ago, doesn’t it?
Hilton has now been reduced to playing DJ at clubs (instead of headlining their parties as a guest), dressing as Miley Cyrus for Halloween and posing for a series of random bondage photos.
In short, she’s become irrelevant – and there’s nothing worse for someone who was only really famous for being famous.
Therefore, on Hilton’s 33rd birthday, we give the D-lister a break and pay her tribute with 33 photos from a time when people actually cared about what she did. Those were the days, huh, Paris?
