This. Is. Awesome.
A man named Dave in Colorado apparently cheated on his wife Nikki at some point in the recent past. Unbeknownst to him (apparently), Nikki found out.
Then she got her revenge, going all Carrie Underwood on her lying, no-good husband by vandalizing his car and informing him that she and the kids are ready to start a life without him.
But with his money!
This is how it’s done, people! And you don’t even have to deal with criminal charges that might stem from a “Before He Cheats” style tire-slashing. Win-win.
Conversely, texting your wife when you want to break up with your mistress is decidedly NOT how it’s done.