While Rihanna and Chris Brown are off frolicking in Hawaii for her birthday, Law & Order: SVU is preparing an episode based on their shocking abuse scandal.
Seriously, you gotta check out the promo below:
The official description for the episode, "Funny Valentine," reads:
"A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip-hop star… but the victim refuses to aid the prosecution and… continues to put herself in danger."
Subtle.
The Law & Order-ization of the story will likely mean that someone dies, which was not the case with Rihanna and Chris Brown … but it’s clearly based on them, right?
No word if Frank Ocean, Drake or Chris’ mom will cameo.