Ke$ha has gone on record with a denial over one of the more absurd rumors floating around the Internet:
She has never slept with Justin Bieber.
The alleged incident in questions stems from a lawsuit filed last month, supposedly by Selena Gomez’s father (wait… it gets funnier!), in which the plaintiff claims – among other issues such as Justin stealing his credit card to pay for a penis enlargement – that Bieber cheated on his girlfriend with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz.
“That’s news to me,” Ke$ha told Australian radio show Hot30 Countdown yesterday. “No, I have not, for the record, ever slept with Justin Bieber. More than that, he has a girlfriend who is really, really hot, so I think he’s sorted.”
Got it, people?!? Can we please let this story die now?!? Sheesh.