Attention, guys: Rihanna is looking for a date.
In the new issue of Vogue, the singer says she hasn’t been on one in the longest time, and if you’ve got some serious brass and conversation skills, call her!
“I have not been on a date in forever … Like two years. Haven’t gone to the movies, to dinner. Zero,” Rihanna says. “I would love to go on a date.”
“You don’t think that? I’m a woman. A young woman, vibrant, and I love to have fun. And I just have too many vaginas around me at this point.”
BFF Katy Perry is a hot one, at least.
Regarding her ideal man, Rih adds, “All I want is a guy to take me out and make me laugh for an hour and take my ass back home. He doesn’t even have to come up.”
“All I want is a conversation for an hour.”
“No one asks,” she adds. “Trust me on that. I’m waiting for a man who’s ballsy enough to deal with me. I’m going to wait, though. You always find the wrong sh!t when you go looking.”
Like a guy who ruthlessly … never mind.
So … Chris Brown is out of the picture then?
“To the world, I feel like there’s no closure,” she says. “There’s some obsession that’s continued even throughout when we weren’t friends or couldn’t be friends at all.”
“Hated each other. The world hasn’t let go. [It’s] a bit of a fascination, I guess … I don’t know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will.”
Rihanna says that she appreciates her fans, but they’re “not on the inside. They can’t see what I see, unless they’re sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that.”
What do you think? Should Rihanna and Chris Brown be back together? Should we stop judging them either way? Or is she foolish for even considering it?