Who needs terrible sitcom writing? Charlie Sheen is set to prove that being a crazed Vatican assassin/warlock is just as lucrative as reciting obvious, trite jokes on a weekly basis.
TMZ has learned that the actor will make $7 million off 21 tour dates over the next few weeks, as he’ll receive 85% of the profits from all show, good for a total of $250,000 – $275,000 per day.
Sheen will also rake in funds for merchandising and after-parties.
Sources say the act will last for an hour and 15 minutes and be comprised of nothing but Sheen in a chair, riffing and making jokes. When might you be able to give your hard-earned money to this raving loon? We’ve posted a few tour dates HERE and have added new ones below.
Toronto, ON
Massey Hall
April 16
Atlantic City, NJ
Taj Mahal
April 19
Washington, DC
DAR Constitution Hall
April 21
Atlanta, GA
Fox Theater
April 22
Tampa Bay, FL
St. Pete Times Union
April 23
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
BankAtlantic Center
April 26
Houston, TX
Verizon Wireless
April 27
Dallas, TX