Lydia Hearst to Portray Lindsay Lohan-Like Character in New Movie

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Lydia Hearst has landed her dream role, assuming this aspiring actress has fantasized about drugs, denial, promiscuity and multiple court dates.

In the upcoming movie Dogs in Pocketbooks, the publishing company heiress will portray “a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media,” according to screenwriter Charles Casillo.

Sound familiar? Casillo freely admits this role is “based on Lindsay Lohan.”

What qualifies Hearst to take on Lindsay? Well… she’s posed naked for GQ, spent time as a fake lesbian, and dated a total loser. It’s like she’s been training her whole life for this part!

As you might expect, the Lohans aren’t taking this news silently. Family lawyer Stephanie Ovadia says producers are “using [Lindsay’s] likeness without her being compensated. Not only that but they are advertising the fact that they are using her likeness.”

Warns Dina Lohan: “Anyone bringing negativity will be dealt with accordingly.”

Does that mean Dina will be punishing herself somehow?