There once was a time when her songs were on the radio, her pretty face was the best thing about some bad films, and Jessica Simpson pictures were a daily treat.
That magical time has long since passed.
Instead, this is what we’ve come to …
Yup. That’s Jessica Simpson posting advice on flatulence mitigation.
Guess we shouldn’t complain. After following that link (it’s a slow celebrity gossip day), we now know daily average of 14 farts add up to about a pint of gas daily, and that reducing your intake of dairy and fatty foods will cut that down.
Okay, on to something else.