Welcome, celebrity gossip obsessives, to The Hollywood Gossip’s Week in Review.
Below, we take a look back at the stories that made this easily the most exciting week since … well, since last week. Some of the major highlights:
- The Eclipse characters of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged!
- The Hills Season 5 trailer was released, and the drama looks fake as ever.
- Gabriel Aubry got Halle Berry pregnant again! Congratulations to those two!
- In related news, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are expecting baby #19. 19.
- Levi Johnston said Sarah Palin wanted to adopt baby Tripp and keep Bristol’s pregnancy secret, then quit as Governor to get rich. Sounds about right.
- Chris Brown told Larry King he didn’t even remember beating Rihanna, then later clarified and said that yes, of course he remembers pummeling her.
- The official release date for Adam Lambert’s debut album was announced. Idiot protesters still feel the glam rocker is some sort of rebel against God.
Adam Lambert is hugely popular … save for his insane detractors.
- Jon Gosselin hosted a pool party in Vegas, then sat down with Good Morning America to bash ex-wife Kate as a grating harpee who neglects their kids.
- Speaking of Good Morning America, Whitney Houston’s comeback fell flat.
- Maia Campbell apparently exists. And stars in this apparent crack video.
- Tony Romo is dating Candice Crawford, sister of Gossip Girl star Chace.
- Jon Voight is losing it, and not exactly what we’d call a fan of health care.
- Michelle Obama’s hair sparked debate, as it does on a recurring basis.
- On a similar note, Paris Jackson’s new haircut sent security scrambling.
- Her dad, Michael Jackson, was finally laid to rest in a private funeral.