This just in: Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model.
We know, that’s as shocking a statement as saying that Jon Gosselin is a man whore.
But the latest issue of Life & Style delves into Lindsay’s latest escapades and the effect they have on little sister Ali Lohan. For example, the siblings were spotted at Hollywood’s Crown Bar on September 4.
“I couldn’t believe Ali was there,” a witness said. “They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there. She loved being out on the scene with her sister. It was as if she knew she belonged there.”
Going back to last year, Ali said she wanted to be like Lindsay. It’s hard to determine which aspect of her sister’s life Ali wants to follow: The arrests? The time spent in rehab? The months of employment?
A family friend says “anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do,” while terrible father Michael Lohan simply states:
“I’m glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close. However, they’re independent people and are capable of making their own decisions.”
Thanks for chiming in, dad! Isn’t there a television camera you should be crying into right about now?