It really is – and not just because he seems to be photographed on a beach like every day. Seriously, does this guy actually work? Or just work it?
See below – mismatched bikini and all, Brown’s girlfriend Rihanna looks poised to begin providing Chris with some hot, dirty … cuddling.
No male has had it this good at sea since Raffaello Follieri. But we don’t recommend following in his footsteps business-wise, Chris Brown.