Continuing to throw everything she can against the wall, the increasingly irrelevant Jessica Simpson has landed yet another “job” – selling beer.
The singer, 28, is the new face of Dallas-based Stampede Light Plus.
In addition to appearing in ads, Simpson will also take a 15 percent stake in the brewery. Not a bad gig, except that all of Dallas must hate her.
Tony Romo notwithstanding.
“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people,” Simpson told the Dallas Morning News.
The brew is touted as being packed with vitamins to support an active lifestyle. Yes, we’re serious. It’s a vitamin-packed beer.
We give it four months before bankruptcy.
“Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while,” Simpson said in a statement she obviously wrote.
Add Stampede Light to the long list of products Simpson is involved with. She has an eponymous shoe line, a bra line, and was just sued for not promoting her clothing lines. Her signature perfume, Smells Like No Talent, Fancy, hit stores August 15.