Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes. This is what some of our favorite celebs had to say this week …
“I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.”
– Paris Hilton
“This is, quite simply, untrue.”
– John Mayer, responding to a New York Post gossip item that said he’s “been know to respond to online rumors,” on his blog

“There’s lot of motion in the ocean. It’s almost like riding a wave. I have to be the glass and [Karina Smirnoff] is the water.”
– Dancing With the Stars contestant Mario, on his moves
“They had to tell people to calm down.”
– Joe Jonas, on the boisterous response to the Jonas Brothers’ Dancing with the Stars performance this week
“I need a rebondir.”
– Lauren Conrad, admitting that she’d like to meet a “rebound” in Paris to help her forget Brody Jenner, on The Hills premiere, “Paris Changes Everything.”
“I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night.”
– Spencer Pratt, dispensing wisdom in his Radar advice column
“Say what?”
– Mariah Carey, asked if she is a fan of The Hills on the live after-show
“I’m just like them. I just happen to be a little more famous.”
– Kentucky native George Clooney, on his fellow Kentuckians
“We make web videos for Jesus.”
– Miley Cyrus