Matt Lauer, host of NBC’s Today Show and universally recognized sexy beast, recently became one of the prime stops on Tara’s post-rehab tour.
Neither was into it.
As you can see, Lauer just wants bigger ratings. What is a sober, regretful Tara Conner going to do for him? Now she’s just another sweetheart from the South. He’d be better off bringing back Tom Cruise for another debate on the merits of psychiatry.
As for Miss
Coke Head USA, her mind is clearly elsewhere as well. Like us, she can’t get those pictures of fellow disgraced beauty queen Katie Rees out of her head. We know Tara’s into girl on girl action, but keep it together, girl! You’re on TV!