Stop us if you’ve heard this before, but the marriage between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey is over.
Completely. Finally. Legally. Once and for all.
The two have resolved the splitting of their asset. It officially brings their divorce to a close, even though details of their settlement are undisclosed.
Jessica separated from Nick in June 2006 and filed for divorce that December. It’s still unclear if a bit of Bam Margera played a role in the break-up.
It is clear, though, that Simpson has spent the past few months shooting her latest film, Blonde Ambition, in Shreveport, La. as she attempts to move on. At times, John Mayer has tried to help with that goal, as well.
Lachey, meanwhile, is scheduled to host a party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas on Saturday night. He spent his time since the breakup renovating a Bel Air bachelor pad and amping up his music career with the gold-selling album What’s Left of Me and a nationwide tour.
Oh, he’s also dating MTV vixen Vanessa Minnillo. Not too shabby.