Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson may be tying the knot this weekend in St. Tropez — marking the first of at least four vow exchanges the on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again lovers have planned — but don’t expect TomKat to follow suit.
According to TV Guide, a spokesperson for Tom Cruise said that the rumors of a weekend wedding the actor and his (possibly-fake) baby’s momma, Katie Holmes, are bogus. As far as the source claims it knows, the plans are for nuptials to be exchanged in late summer/early fall at one of Cruise’s homes and not in Holmes’ hometown of Toledo, Ohio.
In a statement, Toledo expressed a collective, “Thank you!”
In a blog, The Hollywood Gossip offered a hearty, “We’ll be there! Just tell us the date and time and we’ll show up!”
P.S. Suri Cruise is not real.