Forget America’s Next Top Model – what about America’s craziest former one?
Janice Dickinson, the reality TV show host and self-proclaimed “World’s First Supermodel” (i.e. “old”) had a few choice words for the estranged, sick ex-husband of Christie Brinkley.
“Being a supermodel along with Christie back in the day, my heart goes out to Christie and her family and her children for that slob, slovenly rat bastard husband of hers. How dare he. How dare he, you pig. That’s all I have to say.”
We’ll ignore the mixed up pronoun use for now, agree with the overall sentiment and, once again, comment on how utterly insane and annoying Dickson is. But she wasn’t finished.
Referring to 19-year old Diana Bianchi, Dickinson railed: “I think she’s an opportunist … Rule #1, you stay away from married men. I just think that’s a very naughty thing to do to a sweet lady.”
For the record, The Gossip has listed to two other rules in life:
- When you are a washed-up model co-starring on a WB reality show, get over yourself
- When you’re a Hollywood rumor mill webbsite and such nonsense is bantered about, you get down on your knees and give thanks
At least Dickinson is raising her child the right way:
“My daughter is 19, the same age as that little slut that went out with Peter Cook … She would not behave like that. I’d be in jail, I’d have to go and kill her”
And we know what you’re thinking: Someone had sex with Janice Dickinson?!?