Sorry, fellas, but this is a fully-clothed side.
In the August issue of House & Garden, Pamela Anderson just wants to talk about her life as a soccer mom.
“I go to every game!” the actress said.
Anderson has two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8, with her ex-husband, Rock Star: Tommy Lee. We’re not sure which is more embarassing for these children: their parents’ filmed sex romp; or their mother’s constant, annoying campaign against innocent fur-wearer such as Beyonce.
The magazine describes Anderson’s home as “hippie-chick-meets-Miss Havisham” and shows Anderson in a beach-ready white oxford shirt and shorts. That’s almost a normal outfit. How boring.
“I’m obsessed with living on the beach,” says the Canada native. “I love being outdoors, and think a tan is very sexy. I’ll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don’t like to hide under hats!”
There’s the Pamela we know and love! Bare your … hair.